We are watching you from the inside of your screen. Hey Gross! Get that finger out of your nose. Use a tissue! Ok, that's better, just because you do not see us doesn't mean we aren't watching you. Beware do not infuriate us or we will dominate every where you go until you realize the reality of our emense power. You may say "I want to be a NetNinja!" but you probably do not know the excruciating training that you must undergo to achieve this status. The years of training will be burdensome to your untrained mind and you may fail. You should not feel bad about this neither Bill Gates nor Bill Clinton are NetNinjas! If you do endure our 12 years of training we will call you a fellow NetNinja! well ok its not twelve years but it is hard I swear. If you wish you may attempt this feat or you may run in fear Remember you never know when a NetNinja! may be watching you.