General rule: keep it silly and wordy so people do not think they have actually been damaged!

The NetNinjas! have infiltrated your web site and have found that they like it. However, the NetNinjas! will be able to Dominate the entire Internet through your website. The changes will be so subtle no one, indeed even we the NetNinja!, will notice. But it will be the path to our electronic domination. Have a Nice Day!

The Net Ninjas! have struck while your back was turned.

You may also send a NetNinja! postcard located at the postoffice.

Review these examples completely and then review the moose and squirrel. Then click here or here.