You are not worthy of being a net ninja

you must not have pondered the moose and squirrel enough...

what?

Did you say we did not tell you to!

Everyone must ponder the moose and squirrel, there is no question, NetNinja! or not!

You have failed and should be rightfuly banished, but the NetNinjas! are forgiving.

To atone yourself you must:

1. Ponder the moose and squirrel
2. Ponder them again
3. Get grovealistic and beam onto the mothership. Heeyaawwwoooahhh!
4. Foil those pesky kids
5. Devise yet another method for a person to put caffiene into their system
6. Remember the freckled horny sloth and it's silent cunning ways
7. Personally stop an email chain letter dead, or send 12 copies of it back to the person that sent it to you in the first place
8. Repeat the steps to become a NetNinja!