NetNinja Poses

For your protection here is a listing of poses the NetNinja! may endeavor while performing a Ninja Strike!

1. Crouch down so your nose touches the spacebar and look feverishly between the '7' key and the monitor
2. Move your arms so that it looks like you are carrying a barrel under each and stick out you front teeth
3. Hide so that no one may see you as you are typing, therefore no other pose necessary
4. Pose as normal except that each key you strike makes a loud cracking sound (Quwupsshh!)
5. As normal but emit an occational 'Hhuwwaaaahhhhh!'
6. Remove your shirt and wrap it around your head so that only your eyes show, then crouch low and be cunning (This should not be tried with Saran Wrap or other plastic garments, if you are not sure of the plasticicty of your clothing do not attempt either)
7. You are now ready to strike!