The NetNinja! know all
  1. We know that you are human
  2. We know that you are using
  3. We know that you are currently reading this page
  4. We know that you are sitting down
  5. We know who you are
  6. We know how to use the NetNinja! poses correctly
  7. We know that you will probably have 2.5 kids
  8. We know that your desktop has these icons on it
  9. We know the secrets of the three toed horny sloth
  10. We know that you do not know of the three toed horny sloth
  11. We know that you are either glad that you are a NetNinja! or wish to be one
  12. We know that you are wondering how we know all of this
I'm sorry I doubted, I wanna go back now
I would doubt the existance of a swallow until it dropped a coconut on my head