What does it mean to be a NetNinja! ..and what is his/her purpose in life

The purpose of the NetNinja! is discused in depth and meditated upon many times in the in depth 4 year NetNinja! basic training. So I won't bother to go too deep, since it cannot be immediately understood by the non NetNinja! But basically the purpose of the NetNinja! is to defend the innocent and to do so in an invisible way. For not unlike the true ninja the NetNInja! is seldom seen. Except when he reveals him or herself to the general netizenry. But even then his/her ture identity is shrouded in mystery and seclusion. Upon defending the innocent successfully, the NetNinja! must declare his/her (lets dispense with the his/her, but not to offend we'll just say her, she, etc.) The NetNinja! must declare herself in secrecy, this is achieved by email. To the proper person of course. The proper person is very easy to find, but not always the most obvious. The NetNinja! must remember not to spam. But, find a page with the inviting 'please click here to email me'. At this point the NetNinja! goes into stealth mode (you can crouch down and bare your teeth if you wish. If you are interested in NetNinja! poses please click here). If she wishes she may emit a silent chuckle or a stealthy 'hwwaaahh!'. Making sure that no one sees you, click on the afore mentioned button, and silently email the person being sure to mention that you are in fact the stealthy NetNinja!

For a few examples of better email strikes click on this thingy that is positioned right over on this side of the page right over, (a little to the left, up a little, too much go down) ok right, no you are missing it entirely it's right,

I won't tell you where if you don't listen.

Ok, now the place that you want to click to see examples is actually right here ok, so it's not.. it's right here