We are not sure

We do not know if you are up to this challenge, but if you must here is just the beginning of the training that lasts a lifetime.

However, since even now the NetNinjas! sense that you may not be willing to endure the difficult training necessary to be a NetNinja!, you may forgo the difficult training and take the express route by doing the following:

Warning do not take this lightly, if done incorrectly or with unclean mind this ritual will not make you a NetNinja!

1. stand up and raise your hands into the air
2. ponder the eagle and it's freedom
3. lower your arms and cover your chest
4. think of the wolverive and it's ferocity
5. kneel down on the floor
6. imagine the badger and it's stealth
7. sit down
8. remember the rabbit and it's two sharp pointy things
9. meditate on the importance of being like the eagle, the badger, the rabbit, and the wolverine
10. remember the urban guttersnipe and it's filth
11. don't forget the importance of recycling
12. Recite Frank Zappa's 'Peaches en Regalia' backwards twice
13. repeat to yourself, "I am now a NetNinja!" 4 times.

You must now learn the NetNinja! pose.