You may now either join us or suffer the consequenses. We are everywhere! If you run we will find you, for we are masters of stealth and cunning. We will drag you back to our lair again and again until you know the ways of the moose, squirrel and the three toed horny sloth. You may survive but you will never view the intercontinental superhighway of cyberspace the same again. You will see our mark all around you and hope that we will not strike .

The Netninjas are so secretive that we never publish information about ourselves or anyone else. We prefer that you do not realize the importance of the jackal or the cunning of the badger, but if you feel you are worthy of this knowledge come in and view our splendor.